When I decided a few years ago to have my professional photos redone, it was my first time to work with a professional photographer.
She really knew her stuff and we busted out all the stops - hair, clothes, makeup, tiaras.
You know, all the essentials.
I was looking at her crazy. “You want me to do what?”
For any of you who have met me in person, you know I am not lacking in the bust department. It’s a fact.
I couldn’t figure out why we would want to draw more attention to that part of my body.
She said, “Yeah, stuff a roll of paper towels in that large bra. It will make your chest look bigger which will make your waist look smaller.”
Another fact is that I have no waist. I have what experts call an apple shape.
I nodded slowly, and I went to find a roll of paper towels and...